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Daring to eat a peach.
| Sarah Palin showed up today asking everyone to start the meme again for her. |
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| Be a billionaire. Invent a way to pee without being heard on the phone. |
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| Live life drunk. |
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| Come to Zeitgeist at 9 for drinks with me and @awilkinson. (Sarah Palin is straightedge.) |
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| Sarah Palin thinks the British "Office" was a ripoff. |
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| Sarah Palin slipped you decaf. |
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| Check out the cleverness from @chrisrenne! "Sarah Palin is your new bicycle's flat tire." |
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| Sarah Palin circled some sex positions in Cosmo and gave the clipping to your wife. |
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| Watch out, Merlin and Ze. The last time someone said "let's think about the world more and make it better," they nailed him to a stick. |
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| Reading my K-12 alma mater's newsletter and laughing at the horrible journalism. It's like this fifth-grader has never read William Safire! |
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| It's a dark day my friends, when two candidates rally the base and refuse to pander to a vague group of capricious undecideds. |
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| I realized why people blog what they should e-mail: They all want to write for money, so they hate writing big stuff for an audience of one. |
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| @monkeytypist I'll be careful, I don't want to put too much pressure on you. I'll take my time. Ohhhhh god. |
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| Wow, you guys are so responsive! I don't know if I can handle so many of you at once. I bet I can get paid for this. |
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| Making all my Twitters "That's what she said"-able. How long can I go? Do you think I can work it into anything? Am I done yet? |
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| Perk #1 of living in a guaranteed blue state: Writing in @FakeSarahPalin on my ballot. |
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| In Arrested Development: The Movie, Steve Holt will be played by a promising Alaskan actor named Levi. |
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| On behalf of impressed Americans and especially those in NOLA, I want to give credit for preventing disaster to the brave Hurricane Gustav. |
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| While I'm physically sick to hear Don LaFontaine's dead, I'm already hoping to sneak into a funeral with the badassest-ever speeches. |
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